TARDIS-Shaped Expansion Shirt
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TARDIS-Shaped Expansion Shirt

Doctor Who might be the madman in the box but it’s still irritating to Whovians when people don’t really know what ‘the box’ is. Say TARDIS to them and you see their eyes glaze over. The TARDIS-Shaped Expansion Shirt breaks it down in a very […]

Helix Stockings
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Helix Stockings

With legs like that you have some mighty fine DNA, so you might as well your genes on your stockings with these Helix Stockings. They are sexy and oh so geeky. These stockings are an off black color pair of silky sheer Hanes stockings. The […]

Geek Insignia Ties
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Geek Insignia Ties

Show your geek side while in the office with these awesome Geek Insignia Ties. They look professional and geeky at the same time. These are 100% silk ties that are handcrafted to 56″ long and 3 1/2″ wide. They look darn stylish and will go […]

Sock Monkey Umbrella
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Sock Monkey Umbrella

Nobody has a rags-to-riches story quite like the sock monkey. The sock monkey is so popular that people have even gone as far as throwing sock monkey-themed parties. Now you can shield yourself from the rain, sun, or falling bananas with the Sock Monkey Umbrella. There’s […]

Hulk Beanie Hat
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Hulk Beanie with Hair

It’s one thing if you want to smell like The Hulk and wear his Be Angry Fragrance, but achieving the look of The Hulk is a lot more complicated than one may think. Step 1: Put on your angry hat, which is the Hulk Beanie […]

Wolverine Wig & Dog Tag
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Wolverine Wig & Dog Tag

So you’re a fan of the Wolverine, who isn’t? He hardly ages, he’s self-healing, full of muscles, kick’s serious butt, usually gets the girl, looks cool on a Harley, and am I forgetting something? Oh yeah, and he has awesome hair! Well just about all […]

Big Bang Theory Caltech T-Shirt
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Big Bang Theory Caltech T-Shirt

Only the few, the proud get into (and work at) Caltech. But that doesn’t mean you can’t wear this handsome Big Bang Theory Caltech T-Shirt as either a fan of the show or the institution. Surely, the alumnus wouldn’t mind. If you think about it, it’s […]

Meh Hoodie
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Meh Hoodie

We all have the occasional bad hair day, but there are also other days that qualify as total “meh” days. Instead of trying to pretend like you care, it’s easier to put on the Meh Hoodie and keep things real. Simply designed in all black with white letters […]

Abraham Lincoln Bandages
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Abraham Lincoln Bandages

When you get a cut or a scrape, it’s a good idea to put a bandage on that wound. Remember when the country had some terrible wounds? Who was the man that made things better? That’s right. It was good old honest Abe. So there’s […]

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8-Bit Sunglasses

Plain sunglasses are played out. They are too round. Not pixelated enough. It’s time to rock some 8-Bit Sunglasses and look like a character from an old Nintendo game. You’ll look great while you protect your eyes from harmful sun rays and everyone that you […]

Up Yours Umbrella
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Up Yours Umbrella

GeekAlerts writers understand the importance of rain, we just don’t want it messing up our $100 hairdos…Okay, $8.75 at the local barber, but that’s not the point! We’ve shown you plenty of cool umbrellas (Blade Runner Umbrella & Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas) that will make […]

Map of Middle Earth
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Map of Middle Earth T-Shirt

Fans of Tolkien’s work have a habit of checking their Middle Earth map for one thing or another, whether it is to track the fellowships journey or just to see Mt. Doom is in relation to other places. Well, now you can conveniently check out […]

Smiling Teeth Purse
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Smiling Teeth Purse

Never leave home without your smile. They say your smile is your best accessory so step out in confidence with this pearly-white Smiling Teeth Purse. How many purses come with a roll-out tongue? Not that many, I presume. Not only is the tongue an unexpected feature, […]

Anatomy Apron
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Anatomy Apron

Wear your insides on the outside with this Anatomy Apron. I can’t think of anything more appealing to wear while you are cooking up meat in the backyard. This white apron has black outlines of all of your major organs. Once you stick on the […]

TMNT Turtle Shell Lunch Bag
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TMNT Shell Lunch Bag

Nothing tastes better than lunch in half-shell, so pack your lunch in the TMNT Shell Lunch Bag to maximize your turtle power. It doesn’t matter whether you favor Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael or Donatello; this lunch bag represents them all. Pack pizza every day if you […]