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Dragon Ear Wrap

Dragon Ear Wrap

Perfect for those that want unique jewelry without needing special piercings, the Dragon Ear Wrap is the striking earring that only requires a regular earring hole. Made of English pewter with a surgical stainless steel post, the dragon measures just over 3 inches tall. It is made to wear on your right [...]

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Something Somewhere Went Terribly Wrong T-Shirt

Something Somewhere Went Terribly Wrong T-Shirt

If you are like most of us, then you are always looking to add a new t-shirt to your collection. The Something Somewhere Went Terribly Wrong T-Shirt shows a funny twist on Darwin’s Theory of Evolution. It looks like the whole “upright” thing was only temporary. From ape to man to what?? [...]

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The Hunger Games Commando Watch

The Hunger Games Commando Watch

Know what time it is without letting on that you know what time it is when you strap on the Hunger Games Commando Watch. It’s always convenient to wear a watch, but sometimes when people spot your watch they think they have license to ask you what time it is. When you wear the Hunger Games watch, [...]

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Angry Nerds T-Shirt

Angry Nerds T-Shirt

You’ve seen all of the Angry Bird merchandise and you know what they look like even if you’ve never played the game, which has become a phenomenon. No matter how you feel about the game, I think we can all agree that this Angry Birds T-Shirt hits upon the truth about diehard fans. When nerd [...]

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Modern Art Bow Ties

Modern Bow Ties

Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl made bow ties sort of “in” again. Before the show came along, most people considered them to be vintage and old-fashioned. And in a further bid to bring bow ties into the current scene is Nicholas Tee with his Modern Bow Ties. Tee is an artist with an eye for art [...]

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Kisai Stencil LCD Watch

Kisai Stencil LCD Watch

The Kisai Stencil LCD Watch is one wristwatch that’s both complicated and simple at the same time. At first glance, all you’ll probably see are a few straight lines and stray dots. Take a closer look though, and you’ll eventually be able to make out the outlines of four numbers that will [...]

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The Hunger Games Logo Hoop Earrings

The Hunger Games Logo Hoop Earrings

If you’re planning to see “The Hunger Games” when it opens in theaters on March 23, you’re going to have to call upon your survival skills to land a prime spot on the battlefield. Wearing a pair of Hunger Games Logo Hoop Earrings will empower you with hope as you near that epic [...]

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Bad Ass Knee-High Socks

Bad Ass Knee-High Socks

Here’s something you don’t see everyday. Socks with attitude. These Bad Ass Knee-High Socks will point up to you, showing everyone who the bad ass is, even while these socks seem kind of silly and argue the point. If you want others to know that you are a bad ass, this is the advertising that [...]

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Jack and Sally Watch

Nightmare Before Christmas Coffin Watch

Christmas may long be over, but the warm and fuzzy memories of nights spent with friends and family will linger on. So will the nightmares–the ones that come before Christmas, that is, especially if you’ve got the Nightmare Before Christmas Coffin Watch on your wrist. Tim Burton’s movie [...]

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Batman-Bane Rising T-Shirt

Batman-Bane Rising T-Shirt

If wearing a shirt with one macho character on it makes you feel tough, then two macho characters in one spot should make you feel like you’re the king of the world. The Batman-Bane Rising T-Shirt features two of the toughest guys that have ever existed in comic book history. If you’re looking for [...]

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GlowGirl Adult Costume

GlowGirl Adult Costume

Whether you are attending the latest comic con, dressing up for Halloween, or just trying to make a statement with your attire, this GlowGirl Adult costume is amazing. If TRON was all about stick figures, this is probably how the characters would have looked. Your friends will be envious of your [...]

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Comic Images Star Wars Stormtrooper Back Buddy

Star Wars Stormtrooper Back Buddy Backpack

This Star Wars Stormtrooper Back Buddy Backpack is probably the coolest Star Wars backpack I’ve seen yet. It’s basically a mini Stormtrooper. Aren’t you a little short to be a Stormtrooper? Yes he is. But that just means that he is perfect for your back. This little guy used to serve [...]

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Wrap That In Bacon T-Shirt

I’D Wrap That In Bacon T-Shirt

As any bacon lover will tell you, everything tastes better with bacon. This I’D Wrap That In Bacon T-Shirt is simple and to the point when it comes to your tastes buds and how you like your meals served up. Made from 100% cotton, this t-shirt is available is sizes XS – 3X…large enough to [...]

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Nintendo Entertainment System NES Retro Controller Bifold Wallet

Nintendo Entertainment System NES Retro Controller Wallet

The NES system was Nintendo’s coolest console. It had a ton of classic games and provided many people with countless hours of fun. It’s no wonder that the image of the NES controller is so powerful and iconic. If you love old school Nintendo, you will want to check out this Nintendo [...]

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Bacon Tie

Bacon Tie

Bacon is awesome. It tastes delicious and smells great. It works by itself, or in a sandwich or on the side or…Even as part of your wardrobe. A slice of bacon makes a great tie, but the problem is that it also gets your shirt super greasy and by the end of the day you [...]

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Spiked Zombie Heels

Spiked Zombie Heels

These Spiked Zombie Heels might look intimidating at first, but you’d probably agree that they’re a whole lot tamer once you’ve had a look at the Vintage Steampunk Heels with Remote Control LED Lights. These shoes might not have remote-controlled LED lights, but it more than makes up [...]

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Owl Lip Balm Set (Chocolate Orange and Strawberry)

Owl Lip Balm Set

We love creatures of all types at GeekAlerts. We love dogs, fish, cats, lizards, snakes, bugs, Domos, Twitter birds and owls. Maybe it’s because non-human creatures tend to understand us better and never readily judge us. Or at least they aren’t too good at expressing in words what they think [...]

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squirrel mask

Squirrel Mask

The Squirrel Mask is a full-sized latex mask that gives you the head of a squirrel, but hopefully allows to keep your brain that isn’t the size of a walnut.  This geeky mask may seem weird and unpractical at first glance, but there are actually tons of uses for this product!   Let’s say [...]

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Kogao! Smile Lines Face Belt

Kogao! Smile Lines Face Belt

So you get rid of brow lines with the Oyasumi Goodnight Brow Stretcher and exercise your entire face with the Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece. But what about those laugh lines (or frown lines, if you did more scowling that laughing)? Worry not, because the Kogao! Smile Lines Face Beltis here to ease [...]

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Light and Dark Sides of the Force Star Wars Tin Lunch Box

Light and Dark Sides of the Force Star Wars Tin Lunch Box

When I was a kid, there was nothing that i loved more than my Star Wars lunchbox. If I still packed a lunch, I would do it in this Light and Dark Sides of the Force Star Wars Tin Lunch Box. Buy this one for your child to enjoy or for yourself so you can [...]

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