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If you’re like several of the writers here at GeekAlerts, then you probably enjoy a nice glass of vodka once in a while…some like it hot (1000,000 Scovilles Hot Naga Chilli Vodka), and others prefer the hint of bacon (Bakon Vodka) While neither hot nor baconie, the Medea L.E.D Vodka gives you [...]

While some people are repulsed by the thought of sushi, raw fish is pretty tame by zombie standards. Fortunately, the Sushi Body Parts Gummy Candy adds a ghastly twist for fans of the undead, and you don’t have to worry about anyone looking at you too weird because the body parts are just gummy [...]

Make your morning egg out of this world with this Eggstraterrestrial Novelty Egg Cup. It will stare at you with all three eyes until you eat it’s body. This fun alien themed and shaped egg cup is pretty cute. Let him invade your kitchen table. Eggs are just better when they are dressed up. [...]

Remember those tiny little meals people used to eat out of tin foil trays? The TV Dinner Gumballs let you relive those nostalgic times, and you don’t even have to heat them up in the oven. Yes, I said oven because these less-than-gourmet treats were at the height of popularity while microwaves only [...]

When the going gets tough, a 12 gauge 3 1/2 inch magnum shell will take the “tough” right out of any “going” or zombie nuisance. And when you need to reenergize yourself and avoid those afternoon zombie-like crashes, the Zombie Blast Energy Shots are the tasty and convenient way to do [...]

Most people fall into either the sweet tooth or salty tooth categories, just like one will more likely side with the Democrats or the Republicans. But the outliers, the spicy tooth peeps (I guess they’re comparable to the Liberal party), often get overlooked. The Sriracha Rooster Sauce Lollipops [...]

If you’re like most of us, you probably can’t function in the morning without having several cups of coffee first. Sure the Darth Vader Dark Side Coffee sounds intimidating enough, he is a Sith Lord after all; but what about drinking something with words death wish in the title? The Death Wish [...]

Scooby-Doo and Shaggy will chase ghouls and ghosts around in haunted mansions for Scooby snacks, so it’s about prime time we solve the mystery behind what makes those snacks so darned good. The first step is to taste a Scooby snack by purchasing a box of Keebler Scooby-Doo! Graham Cracker Sticks. [...]

What are you going to eat when the Zombies attack? You are bound to get very hungry fighting for survival. That’s where Tac Snac Tactical Snack Sticks come in handy. These easy to carry tactical snacks come in four flavors and you get a full box of 12 snack sticks per order. Tac Snac [...]

Pies and cakes are prefect for all sorts of occasions; birthdays, anniversaries, celebrations, or even a weekend filled with snack food munching. And when it comes to making them, devices such as the Cake Pops Kit, Cake Pop and Donut Hole Bakery and now the Tovolo Pie Pop Kit, make it a lot easier [...]

GeekAlerts has shown you some pretty cool Energy Drinks in the past (Zombie Survival Energy Drink, Moustache Elixir, Bunny Spaz Juice, etc.), but none have been made with hemp seed oil like the Cannabis Energy Drink. Each 250ml can is sure to have you flying high; whether that feeling comes from the [...]

Right now it’s prime cherry-eating time in North America, when cherries are riper and sweeter than ever. You can even find Rainier cherries which are delicacies in the produce section. If you love cherries in a big way, it might pay to own the OXO Good Grips Cherry Pitter. Life can be a bowl full [...]

It is hot outside this time of year and if you want to make a cold treat, make it something cool like these Rocket Ice Pops and blast off. These fun rocket-shaped molds are great for kids young and old. You get six molds, so you and five friends can cool down with an [...]

Need a boost? Some sort of power pellet that supercharges you and turns ghosts blue? Well, sadly this Pac-Man Arcade Cabinet Candy won’t do that, but they will taste delicious and they even come in a retro game machine. That’s right. The tin is shaped like a retro Pac-Man game machine. These [...]

One of the problems with using a colander is that, after the water runs out, it is hard to transfer the food without making a mess. But the Trap Door Colander helps to solve this problem. This Farberware Trap Door Colander has 2 trap doors underneath. The doors open by pulling on the levers [...]