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Set candy to fun and make it so number one! This Limited Edition Star Trek Pez Set is a must for any serious Star Trek fan who loves pez candy. You get a set of 8 PEZ dispensers that feature the cast of Star Trek characters plus the Enterprise. This set is a limited [...]

Now you can have your caffeine and eat your candy too with this Caffeinated Classic Candy Sampler. Why get your candy fix and your caffeine fix from two different sources? You get three classic candies, all modified for the modern geek and loaded with caffeine. Includes one tube of each candy included in [...]

Brrr. It’s getting colder and pretty soon many of us will be experiencing the dark wrath of the daylight savings time change, aka “fall backwards.” Productivity will start to dwindle and we’ll all want to make like the bears and hibernate. But no, we must fight the sleepiness with [...]

If you’re trying to avoid the sweets but have an undeniable love for chocolate, the Instant Regret Chocolate Bar is exactly what you need to teach you to avoid chocolate as if your life (or at least your taste buds) depended on it…the same goes for the Instant Regret Vodka. The ‘instant [...]

Peppermint candy canes – as good as they are, they lose their flair pretty quickly. But what about Candy Cane-Flavored Pop Rocks? Santa will score major points when he puts Candy Cane Pop Rocks in kids’ stockings. Besides tasting minty fresh, Pop Rocks make fun crackly noises on the tongue, [...]

Terry Pratchett created a mesmerizing, mind-blowing series of books when he wrote Discworld, and the Discworld Ales will put you in the right frame of mind to hang with bumbling (but very lucky) wizard Rincewind and the rest of the denizens of the platter-shaped world that rests on the backs of elephants [...]

Unless you really like peppermint, candy canes can be pretty boring. Sure, there are flavors like Bacon and Pickle available now, which are fun for us geeks, but they aren’t the type of thing you want to snack on frequently. However, these Jelly Belly Candy Canes promise to solve that problem with [...]

Starting the day with a plate of bacon is delicious, but not very healthy. With Boca Java Maple Bacon Morning Coffee, you can get your bacon fix the easy way, without all the fat and calories. This premium gourmet coffee is roasted in small batches and only uses the best 100% Arabica coffee beans. [...]

I don’t know what Cthulhu’s breath smells like, but it can’t be very good. If these Cthulhu Mints are good enough for him, I really hope they’re strong enough to freshen your breath. (Or at least that’s what you’ll say when you offer your friends a mint.) Each of these [...]

What would we do without Nesquik chocolate syrup? It’s too painful to imagine. For one thing, there’d probably be no such thing as the Nesquik Chocolate Fountain. No need to reinvent the chocolate fountain. Just slap the Nesquik logo on it and let the fun begin. Nesquik syrup has a great, [...]

Although the Death Star had the power to destroy an entire planet in one shot, you could destroy a Chocolate Death Star in just a few bites. The easiest way to reach the cherries inside is to start along the trench, then target the small thermal exhaust port. Much tastier than a womp rat, [...]

We thought we’d seen all the possible forms of gummies but we haven’t even scratched the surface. We’ve found a new type of gummy that all you beer lovers out there must try: Pint of Beer Gummies - they look and taste like beer! While you might not get quite the same buzz from eating [...]

Instagrams are all over the Interwebz these days, providing wisdom and laughter wherever they go, but you can’t eat them; not even if you print them out. The Instagram Chocolate Card adds the extra dimension of taste by letting you have a photo and personalized message printed onto a piece of [...]

Last year GeekAlerts showed you some tasty Bacon Candy Canes; this year give your taste buds a little briny surprise with the dill flavored Pickle Candy Canes. Each package contains six green and white dill flavored candy canes, each measuring just over five inches long. Hang them on you Christmas tree or [...]

If you like spicy and you like alcohol, then you probably took down a shot or two of 100,000 Scovilles Hot Naga Chilli Vodka. Well if you’re still feeling brave and are ready to try another insanely hot alcohol, the Instant Regret 100,000 Scovilles Vodka awaits. From the description, it seems to be [...]