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Sugar and spice, it’s tough combination to get right and many people fear trying it. But if you have a thing for the gummi candies and habanero chillies, and just stuffing your face with the Techno Gummi Bears followed by a 100,000 Scovilles Hot Naga Chilli Vodka chaser just isn’t hitting the spot, then you [...]

That’s not a cupcake. This is a cupcake! Here at GeekAlerts, we dig sweets that come in mind-blowing, supersized versions of their known selves. Maybe you’ve clued into this pattern after repeatedly seeing giant food things we’ve posted, like the Perfect Endings Peanut Butter Cup Cake, the Giant Party Gummy Bears, and the Giant Box of Nerds Candy. When one normal-sized cupcake only [...]

Tea has entered a new hipper realm where it’s not strictly for grandmas and crumpets anymore. With this new tea revolution comes funky cool tea infusers to give dried leaves and tips some much needed flair. The Tea Leaves Tea Infuser is just one of the many new steepers out there.

So you are drinking a beer while you are catching up on your Marvel comics. I can’t think of a more fitting bottle opener to use. This Marvel Silver Surfer Bottle Opener is geektastic. This bottle opener is nicely detailed and is shaped like Silver Surfer and his board. For geeks like me, no other [...]

There is a war on for your taste buds, so you better bring some ammo. This Chocolate Ammo Candy Making Kit is ready to make some amazing chocolate ammo that melts in your mouth, not in your gun. Great for parties and get-togethers or whenever you want a chocolate treat. You get a Metal Mini [...]

The Underpants Candy is Archie McPhee’s latest combination of gross and delicious, an art that they’re famous for perfecting.  These edible tighty-whities are Tutti-Frutti flavored, so your mouth won’t be plagued with the signature taste of dirty linen.   Underpants Candy The next time someone tells you, “Eat my shorts,” you tell them no problem [...]

Sure, this Big Bite Cherry Giant Gummy Bear isn’t as big as the 26 Pound Party Gummy Bear or as long as the 26 inch Gummy Worm, impressive But since we all know moderation is an important part of daily life, we might as well start “small” and sink our teeth into this 13 oz, [...]

Back in the 80s they had Nerds cereal. Although this box is about the size of a breakfast cereal box (it measures 13 inches tall and 9.5 inches wide), it is actually filled with Nerds candy. To be more precise, this Giant Box of Nerds Candy is filled with tons of treat sized boxes of strawberry/grape [...]

We’ve seen a lot of cool mints at GeekAlerts. From Caffeinated and Bacon Flavored or with Star Wars or Duff Beer tins. But when it comes to funny, these Happy Bunny Mints come up tops. Know someone whose breath smells like butt? There’s a mint for that. Know someone that sucks all the time? There’s [...]

Pitting cherries is normally a very messy job. Lucky for you there’s the Cherry Chomper Pitter by Talisman which can pit cherries for you while looking oh-so-adorable on your kitchen table. The Cherry Chomper Pitter is one small, handy pitter with a big personality. Just drop a cherry into the mouth of the pitter, press the [...]

Wine is for both cooking and drinking, so it’s good that this handy Sauced Measuring Wine Glass will give you measurements for both. You don’t want to overdo it either way. It’s tough to tell how much wine it takes to get you sauced, but this wine glass will let you know since it is [...]

If you love gummies in a big way, any of the gigantic gummies we’ve previously shown you would certainly hit the spot. Remember the Giant Gummy Bunny, the 5-lb. World’s Largest Gummy Bear, or the 7-pounder Giant Gummi Brain? We’ve only just scratched the gummy surface. If you prefer eating little gummies in large quantities, then you’ve got to get [...]