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If you are going to use coasters to protect your furniture, they might as well match the beverage they are protecting. These Bottle Top Coasters do just that and are the perfect compliment to your bottle of beer. They make great conversation pieces are a lot of fun. It’s too bad they didn’t come off [...]

Toasted sandwiches are the best, but they’re so much better when you can share them with your buddy. With the Wallace and Gromit Sandwich Toaster, you can make two delicious sandwiches stamped with either a picture of the words “Cracking toast, Gromit!” or with a print of the two giving you the thumbs up. In the episode “The [...]

If you have an odd decor, you might consider this Bone Collector Skull Cookie Jar. It goes well with say, a death metal rock theme or horror theme. It will collect cookies though, not bones. Plus, with the right cookies, it might even look like brains inside of this skull. It’s hand painted and hand [...]

Cue the Jaws theme, move these Shark Fin Salt & Pepper Shakers around your table, and when the music reaches it’s height, attack your food with seasoning. These salt and pepper shakers are a lot of fun and they really make a statement on your table. That statement is “Pass the shark please”. Or “We’re [...]

Put some vodka in your drink. Vodka ice cubes. This Vodka Bottle Ice Tray will allow you to have mini ice vodka bottles floating in your drink. It’s like a drink within a drink. Great for parties. It compliments the Vodka Jello mold very nicely. Great for any drink, including of course Vodka. There’s nothing [...]

This Greetings Earthlings Oven Mitt is for those who wish they had an alien cooking for them. Unfortunately that isn’t possible, but at least you can look at these martian hands and pretend. It will protect your hands from the infernal heat of human baking machines and is made of neoprene. They come from a [...]

It’s not always easy to convince kids to eat fruits and veggies when we all know what they really want is candy. Some parents have figured out the secret to getting them to get their daily fill of vitamins, though: juicing. And an even easier way to get them gulping down the nutrition? Ice lollies! [...]

You’ve seen them before: strange-looking edible stuff that looks almost too good to eat or even touch. It’s called molecular cuisine, and you can luckily give it a go by getting yourself one of these Molecular Cuisine Kits that has everything that you’d need to get started. From basic ingredients to cooking tools to instructional [...]

There are all kinds of lovely lollipops to eat, but this Raw Chicken Lollipop falls into a category of its own. Chicken lollipops have become known as a popular appetizer in various restos, but those kinds are elegant and come skewered, breaded in coconut, are cooked, and taste best when dipped in some sort of [...]

If you know someone who drinks to much Vodka, give them a bottle that they can eat rather than drink.  Like this Vodka Jello Mold. It’s not a party until someone brings the Jelly, uh, Jello. With this jelly mould, your Jello treats will always look like a perfectly formed bottle of alcohol. That’s sure [...]

Geeks love bacon. (Doesn’t everybody?) We eat Bacon Treats, drink Bacon Beer, use Bacon Lip Balm, and even put Bacon Frosting on our cupcakes. Why not start the morning with some Maple Bacon Flavored Coffee? Even though bacon is delicious, it isn’t healthy to eat it everyday. However, with bacon flavored coffee, you can get [...]

Size does matter, especially on a day when chocolate and other assorted candies are going to be passed around. GeekAlerts has shown you some serious sweets like the 26 Pound Giant Gummy Bear and the Giant Gummy Worms, and we’ve shown you some tastier treats like the Han Solo Carbonite Chocolate Bar and the Zombie [...]