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Mordicus Crocodile Bread Knives

Mordicus Crocodile Bread Knife

Bread knives are essential in the kitchen. Beyond slicing through bread like buttah, they also make cutting roast beef, tomatoes, and cake a piece of… pie. But how often do you see artisan bread knife handles designed as a smiley crocodile? Introducing the snappiest bread knife there is: the [...]

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Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard

Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard

Let’s face it, we all need to make a living and we all work for someone. Whether you have a cushy VP job on Wall Street, sell burgers at McDonald’s, or work for some crime syndicate, there are inherent dangers all around us. Occupy Wall Streeters may scratch your Ferrari or call you bad names, [...]

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Tiki Tissue Box

Moai Tiki Tissue Box

Since you or someone you know will probably be sick this cold and flu season, why not try to get some enjoyment out of it. As the mucus runs (and so does everything else) out of your body, grab hold of a tissue from the Tiki Tissue Box. This once revered sea watching figure may [...]

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Zombie Family Car Decals

Zombie Family Car Decals

Last week GeekAlerts showed you the Zombie Family Car Stickers and while they aren’t as cute as Disney cartoon characters, I assume by your reaction that they are still too cute for you and your family. If that be the case, then these Zombie Family Car Decals should be just what you are looking for. [...]

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Venom Trooper

Star Wars Stormtroopers Merged with Superheroes

Do you know what happens when you mix two great things together? You get something awesome! Reese’s found this out when they combined chocolate with peanut butter and Jon Bolerjack figured this out when he combined Star Wars Stormtroopers with cool things like Spiderman’s evil spawn Venom, Victor [...]

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Optrix iPhone Case

Optrix HD – Weatherproof Sport iPhone Case

iPhone users and fans of electronics have realized that the iPhone can almost do anything; and when it can’t, they create an app for it so it can. Optrix, designer of extreme sports video cases, has just announced the release of their Optrix HD – Weatherproof Sport iPhone Case. This spill, splash, [...]

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Helter Skelter Drinks Chiller

Helter Skelter Drinks Chiller

Back in my younger years, we used to use an ice luge if we wanted to chill our alcohol quickly. Well, they weren’t very practical and the mess is enough to make anyone avoid them so for indoor and “adult” parties you’ll need something a little more real-world. The Helter Skelter Drinks Chiller is [...]

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Mini Cocktails Shot Glasses

Mini Cocktails Shot Glasses

Not all of us are in need of things super-sized like the Skull Stein, Four Liter Beer Boot, or even the Giant Beer Glass. Sometimes small is the way to go and these Mini Cocktails Shot Glasses add style without massive amounts of alcohol. Take a taste or do a shot in something unique with [...]

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Faces of Jack Skellington Ornament Set

Faces of Jack Skellington Ornament Set

GeekAlerts has shown you some pretty cool Christmas Ornaments these past weeks and with time counting down until the big guy takes flight, we want to make sure you have everything you need to make this tree your best. The Faces of Jack Skellington Ornament Set comes in a collectible storage box and [...]

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Dunder Mifflin Copy Paper

Dunder Mifflin Copy Paper

When it comes to paper for my printer, I generally just buy whatever is cheapest. There was no reason for me to to worry about the brand, because they all seemed about the same. However, now there is Dunder Mifflin Copy Paper, a brand that any fan of the TV series The Office will recognize. [...]

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Whale Bath Mat

Whale Bath Mat

The Whale Non-Skid Mat from Kikkerland is the perfect way to make sure that you don’t seriously injure yourself while climbing into that steaming tub of warm bath water.  This mat would be a perfect gift for any whale lover or senior citizen who needs a good old fashioned non-skid mat that has a [...]

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Mini Cargo Crates

Mini Cargo Crates Desk Tidy

You might enjoy stacking up these Mini Cargo Crates on your desk, but they weren’t made to just be pleasing to your eyes. These miniature crates are actually desk tidies which you can use to keep your desk, well, tidy. Sweep up pens, scissors, highlighters, pencils, rulers, and anything else [...]

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Wok Kitchen Wall Clock

Wok Kitchen Wall Clock

What better way to tell the time when you’re cooking up a storm in your kitchen than with the Wok Kitchen Wall Clock? You won’t be able to use the wok on this clock as a backup in case all your woks are in use, but the clock will make for a fantastic conversation starter [...]

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Bacon Floss

Bacon Floss

We live in a bacon world and many of us can’t get enough of it. After you finish off that can of Tactical Bacon or plate of Porky Pig’s best, you want to savor the flavor and usually leave those little tidbits stuck in your teeth for an after meal snack. The significant other probably [...]

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Steampunk Custom Made Predator

Steampunk Custom Made Predator

Whether you are a fan of Steampunk or not, this Steampunk Custom Made Predator full-sized figure should get you excited. Made to order from Kreatworks, this Predator is something to marvel at and would probably even make Arnold Schwarzenegger second guess his decision to do battle against it. Crafted from [...]

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Quad Lock Mount

Quad Lock – iPhone Case Mounting System

With so many Apple device apps on the market and new ones being created every day, it only makes sense that you are going to want to keep your iPhone as close to possible at all times. The Quad Lock – iPhone Case Mounting System designed by Rob Ward & Chris Peters, allows you to [...]

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Predict-a-Pen

Predict-a-Pen

Forget the Magic 8 Ball. Predict-a-Pen is far more portable and probably just as accurate. Just trade in your ball for this pen. Ask it anything and through amazing psychic power and randomness it will give you the answers you seek. Plus, it’s a working pen. That way you can write down it’s [...]

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Mustache Pen Holder

Mustache Pen Holder

Still haven’t figured out a way to grow a mustache that’s thick and, uh, shapely? Then maybe surrounding yourself with all sorts of mustache-themed stuff will help. Not just the novel ones like the 50-Piece Mustache Glow Shapes or Domo Mustache Plush, but also useful stuff like the Mustache [...]

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iMusic Inflatable Armchair with Built-in Speakers

iMusic Inflatable Armchair with Built-in Speakers

Get your groove on with the iMusic Inflatable Armchair with Built-in Speakers. No need to get a pair of these Merkury Innovations Skull Earbuds or Wicked Empire Earbuds (although they’re pretty cool) because you can just play your music and share it to everyone else in the room thanks to these [...]

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LEGO Holiday Scene Magnet #853353

LEGO Holiday Scene Magnet

This LEGO Holiday Scene Magnet is the perfect way to decorate your kitchen for Christmas.It displays the icons of the holiday, including Santa Claus with bag of presents, Christmas tree, and wrapped gift. As a refrigerator magnet, it can attach to your fridge or other steel surfaces. That means that you [...]

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