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Lana. Lana! Lana! Laaana! If you’re a fan of the animated TV show Archer, you’ll want to check out these Archer and Lana Cardboard Stand-Ups. Life-sized and made of cardboard, these standees are the next best thing to actually having Lana Kane (Aisha Tyler) and Sterling Archer (H. Jon Benjamin) in your house. I think [...]

I’m sure you all remember George Costanza and his infamous wallet. That thing was huge and it would have never cut it in today’s streamlined society. As people with an iPhone can attest, they have almost everything they need right there in the palm of their hands, except their ID and a credit card or [...]

The Ten One Design Magnus iPad Stand is an elegant low-profile stand for your iPad. Not only is it primarily aluminum, it is also machine-crafted and hand-finished. The result is a good looking and useful stand. This stand features customized magnets and rubber feet on the bottom. It works with your iPad as it is [...]

Scrabble fans are going to love these Scrabble Beer Mats. They will keep your tabletop clean and you can also use them to sharpen your Scrabble skills. Plus your guests will love them. You get 54 high quality tile coasters, made from recycled pulp board. Each mat has a letter and a corresponding point value, [...]

Girls go crazy over Hello Kitty. They also love pink. So if you give them this Hello Kitty mug it would probably be the best gift ever. This mug is ceramic with a photo quality design, and it is microwave and dishwasher safe. It measures 5 1/2-inches tall x 4 1/2-inches in diameter. Let’s face [...]

Do remember the Crazy Cat Lady? Maybe you have one living in your neighborhood? If so, remind her that licking yourself only counts as cleaning if you’re a feline and pass her a bar of this Crazy Cat Lady Cat Food Scented Soap. Stay alert; although most of us wouldn’t want anything to do with [...]

Hi there, Peter! Hi there, Paul! When you recruit these two birds of a feather as your personal keymasters, your keys will finally have a home tweet home of their own. The birdies both function as keychains, so when you come home you just stick them in their house and let them perch until it’s time to fly away again. [...]

Do you want to have an animal balloon that will never pop? Here is the Balloon Animal Bookend in the classic shape of a dog. The wonderful world of balloon art never ceases to amaze me. The only downfall with those intricately twisted, stretched, and mangled balloons is that it takes virtually nothing to pop them; a blade [...]

Although most of us feel like zombies getting up every morning and heading off to an office where most people just grunt and bob their heads all day, the Zombie Family Car Decals may not be how we want to picture our loved ones…coworkers yes, wife and kids no. For those of us that still [...]

You should be proud of your heritage. Proud enough to display one of these Personalised Heritage Signs, even if your dad is a barbecue burner. It is made to look like signs you would find in London pointing the way toward historical sights. If you feel that your achievements are worthy enough, you can now [...]

Working at a desk all day can be tedious and sometimes you need fun inconspicuous pick-me-ups to play with. GeekAlerts has shown you things like the Road Sweeper and Zamboni Desk Vacuums in the past, and the Desktop Digger Paperweight should go nicely with that collection. Chrome-plated and ready to roll, this little bulldozer will [...]

Wanna know how to give your food some flava? Shake the Salt and Pepper Maracas Shakers over every dish. I used to think that grinding those 3-ft. pepper mills was a hoot, but these salt and pepper maracas are even better. Maracas shakers make cooking so much more fun, especially with some Latino beats playing in the [...]