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You’ve read the Kama Sutra. If you have mastered everything that book has to teach you, then it is time to move onto the Kama Pootra Book. You’ll be a regular grunting and gastric guru by the time you are done. And when you are done, don’t forget to wipe. This humorous book will [...]

You never know when you’re going to need a quick insult or comeback. It may be when a stranger tries to steal your lady friend, it may be when your boss tells you that your fired, or may even be when your relaxing at home with your very own family…you just never know, but [...]

If you have a dog, I’m sure she’s taken the blame more than once for an odor that wasn’t hers. The Farts in the Wild Book is a fun way to entertain your children as you educate them with some little known animal “facts.” With full color illustrations and accurate electronic [...]

Remember, remember, the 5th of November. And if you find yourself as part of an anonymous revolution, you will want to get your hands on this V For Vendetta Graphic Novel and V Mask. What else are you going to wear on Guy Fawkes Night? You get the V Mask plus a 296 page [...]

You’ve seen the Unofficial Game of Thrones Cookbook, now you can get your hands on the real thing. A Feast of Ice & Fire – Official Game of Thrones Cookbook is the official licensed cookbook for George R.R. Martin’s saga and even includes a forward written by George R.R. Martin. With [...]

This Aliens Colonial Marines Technical Manual is full of useful and interesting information. Between the covers you will find everything you ever wanted to know about USCMC from the world of “Aliens”. Learn about the guns, vehicles, ships, equipment, and the organization itself. This book also [...]

Knowledge is power and the more you have the better you’ll be…especially when there is no one else around to guide you. The Forbidden Knowledge Book is packed with 101 things better left to only a few good men or women. Things like: How to become a porn star, How to beat a lie [...]

George R.R. Martin’s Song of Ice and Fire books are simply amazing. The reason for their success and mass appeal is not because of dragons and swords and princess’ and magic and epic battles. It’s really simple. These books are real. The detail is amazing. Even much of the back [...]

Geeks are typically not known to fight back with force but rather with their invincible brain power. But if you’re like me, sometimes the right fighting words don’t come out until it’s too late and the offender is long gone. Instead of losing at verbal battles, hone your insult-making [...]

If you’re a fan of George R.R. Martin’s saga A Song of Ice and Fire, then you’re going to want to get your hands on the A Song of Ice and Fire Art Books. Available in two volumes of roughly 200 pages each, these picture books add detail to the saga and are a [...]

Published just last month and in popular demand is the new Star Wars Cookbook: Wookiee Pies, Clone Scones, and Other Galactic Goodies. May the Force be with all aspiring Jedi cooks as they use Yoda, Darth Vader, and R2-D2-shaped cookie cutters to create 30 sweet and savory treats! From Chocolate Chewies [...]

Kids bring joy and stress into the lives of many parents and sometimes you need to have a good laugh at their expense. A fun and harmless way to do it is to simply display the How to Traumatize Your Children Book somewhere that they are sure to see it. I quick glance of [...]

We all see it coming and we all want to know how we can survive when Zombies eventually take over the Earth. The Surviving the Zombie Outbreak book will tell you everything you need to know. This is valuable information. You can either be prepared or be some Zombie’s dinner. You’ll get 270 [...]

This Darth Vader and Son book is all about Luke and Darth Vader’s relationship. It is funny and heartwarming and totally geeky. It is what could have been between Luke and Vader. Luke’s a 4 year-old, and Vader is described as a tired,but loving father. You get a different comic on each page [...]

Whether you’re a kid or a kid trapped in an adult’s body, the art of scanimation will never disappoint the eyes and mind. You can introduce children to scanimation magic when they’re very young by reading them Gallop!: A Scanimation Picture Book. From the same author who brought us the [...]