Bullsh*t Button Key Chain

Having a particularly rough day? Feel like cursing everyone and everything who’s doing all this bad stuff to you? Then let the Bullsh*t Button do all the talking for you by giving it a good push (or pounding) or two. Of course, we recommend that […]

Geeks are typically not known to fight back with force but rather with their invincible brain power. But if you’re like me, sometimes the right fighting words don’t come out until it’s too late and the offender is long gone. Instead of losing at verbal battles, […]

We have seen a lot of fun and weird USB drives here at GeekAlerts – from strawberries to carabiners. But what about those who want to wear their storage device in a more fashionable manner, maybe like a pendant or as a stylish keyring? Let’s […]

Not knowing where your keys are when you want them really puts a damper on things.  Best way to solve that reoccurring problem; Key Pete Super Strong Magnetic Key Holder.  When we say strong we mean it.  “Key Pete can hold up to 30 keys […]

Remember cassette tapes and cassette tape recorders? Those bygone days are history but you can still enjoy a bit of nostalgia with the Cassette Tape Recorder Key Chain, which very smartly combines a modern convenience with a retro package. It might look like a throwback […]

You can use the Screaming Panic Button either as a novelty, or as a real alarm system. But personally, I’d go for the former and install a much more sophisticated alarm for the latter purpose. Much like the Emergency Yodel Button, this button lets out a […]

Are you looking for a quick and easy gift idea that will make any outdoorsman happy? The True Utility Key Tool is a cheap and very practical little gadget that you can have on you almost all the time. Designed to slide over a key […]

For people who still need a good cheering up every once and a while, there’s the Emergency Yodel Button. But if you’re in an environment where loud sounds, specifically loud yodels, are banned, then you might want to get the more personal Emergency Affirmation Button.

The Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Pocket Pop! Key Chain is an adorable version of everyone’s favorite Marshmallow Man. He is small in key chain form, but big cute. This key chain features the not so evil villain as a cute mini for your keys. […]

The first time I saw it, I immediately knew that The Silence of the Lambs would become one of my favorite movies of all time. There’s just something so eerie and sinister about Hannibel Lecter that I just can’t quite grasp, even today. If you want […]

You don’t need the Dexter Blood Slide Coasters to have a memento of the trophies Dexter keeps hidden away in his air conditioner. In fact, you can have one in your pocket at all times with the Dexter Blood Slide Key Chain. Small and inexpensive, […]

You have to keep your keys organized, so why not let a superhero be your key chain. I suggest this Superman 3-Inch Bendable Figure Key Chain. You are not only getting a key chain, but also a fun figure to play with. Plus, this Superman […]