Baconery Baked Goods

We know a lot of GeekAlerts fans out there love bacon and have plenty of friends that love it too. That’s why we’ve shown you cool stuff like the Tactical Canned Bacon, Bacon Chocolate, and many other bacon related items. The problem is, bacon makes […]

Bacon is good. Hot sauce is good. Bacon Hot Sauce just might blow your mind. Add Bacon Hot Sauce whenever you want to change bland food to awesome. Tasteless frozen pizza–add Bacon Hot Sauce for a savory treat. Making chicken wings? Forget buffalo sauce; use […]

You don’t have to be a rocket scientist, mathematician, or neurosurgeon to know that bacon is one of the finest foods man will ever taste. It’s so complex, and it’s hard to explain why pig fat and sodium nitrate can yield something so magical. For the bacoholic you […]

The Bacon Peanut Brittle is yet another delicious bacon treat! This is a wonderful option for any party-thrower who knows he’s going to have a lot of hungry guests coming over – just pour this into a large bowl and you’re ready to go! They […]

Geeks love bacon. (Doesn’t everybody?) We eat Bacon Treats, drink Bacon Beer, use Bacon Lip Balm, and even put Bacon Frosting on our cupcakes. Why not start the morning with some Maple Bacon Flavored Coffee? Even though bacon is delicious, it isn’t healthy to eat […]

When you’re on the go, just wrap yourself and grab a few Zzz’s in the Slice of Pizza Sleeping Bag. But if you’re just at home and are looking for something plush, comfortable, and adorable to laze around in, then you’ll enjoy this Baked Potato Bean […]

We love Bacon and we love memes (and we love references to Tom Cruise movies??), so we love this You Had Me At Bacon T-Shirt. Seriously though, when you have bacon, what more do you really need? Just a shirt on your back I suppose… […]

There’s really no end to all the bacon madness, is there? There’s the Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix, Bacon Chocolate, Bacon Lollipops, Bacon Croutons, and Bacon Hot Sauce. And now ThinkGeek has come up with the ultimate bacon product that will make all of your mornings extra special: the Bacon […]

For all the bacon lovers out there, just when you thought it couldn’t get any better than Bacon Popcorn, Bacon Vodka, Bacconaise and Bacon Toothpaste, it just did!  Bacon Chocolate satisfies the sweet and salty cravings like only chocolate and bacon can.  No longer do […]

I don’t really understand why so many products are being released to satisfy the ultimate bacon aficionado’s taste buds. We’ve already got the Bacon Wallet to hold their cold hard cash and the Bacon Toothpaste to keep their mouth tasting like bacon when you’re not […]

It doesn’t matter if we’re talking about burgers, salads, or sandwiches, bacon makes everything taste better. Now, with Spicy Bacon BBQ Sauce, you can add a little bacon flavor to anything you eat… without actually needing real bacon. We’ve become a bacon-obsessed society, with everything […]

This almost makes too much sense.  They say the best lip balms are made out of animal grease and fats and Denzel Washington used cat fat in the Book of Eli.  I think we will stay away from the cats, but head right for the […]