Bacon Letter Opener

We know a lot of GeekAlerts fans out there love bacon and have plenty of friends that love it too. That’s why we’ve shown you cool stuff like the Tactical Canned Bacon, Bacon Chocolate, and many other bacon related items. The problem is, bacon makes […]

You don’t have to be a rocket scientist, mathematician, or neurosurgeon to know that bacon is one of the finest foods man will ever taste. It’s so complex, and it’s hard to explain why pig fat and sodium nitrate can yield something so magical. For the bacoholic you […]

Bacon is good. Hot sauce is good. Bacon Hot Sauce just might blow your mind. Add Bacon Hot Sauce whenever you want to change bland food to awesome. Tasteless frozen pizza–add Bacon Hot Sauce for a savory treat. Making chicken wings? Forget buffalo sauce; use […]

Hobbit swords aren’t much in human hands but at least you can use these Hobbit Letter Openers to open your mail. These replicas of Sting and Orcrist will open your mail fast and easily. They even come in a wooden collector’s box. For small swords, […]

Unless you’re Captain Hook, you and all the other mateys on board might occasionally run into trouble opening envelopes filled with death threats or missing map pieces. Don’t be a scallywag, giving yourself surprise paper cuts and then get tossed overboard to the sharks when you fail to open the […]

GeekAlerts not only enjoys the “Geeky,” we appreciate things that have history and meaning behind them as well. Do you remember the Railroad Spike Bottle Opener we showed you several months back? Well, this Railroad Spike Letter Opener has a lot of history and sentimental […]

While a full-sized Bat’leth is just too much weapon for ordinary Star Trek fans (unless you have a little Klingon blood in you), the Star Trek Bat’leth Letter Opener will still get the job done…and by job I mean opening letters, not hacking Federation officers […]

We love Bacon and we love memes (and we love references to Tom Cruise movies??), so we love this You Had Me At Bacon T-Shirt. Seriously though, when you have bacon, what more do you really need? Just a shirt on your back I suppose… […]

Geeks love bacon. (Doesn’t everybody?) We eat Bacon Treats, drink Bacon Beer, use Bacon Lip Balm, and even put Bacon Frosting on our cupcakes. Why not start the morning with some Maple Bacon Flavored Coffee? Even though bacon is delicious, it isn’t healthy to eat […]

I don’t really understand why so many products are being released to satisfy the ultimate bacon aficionado’s taste buds. We’ve already got the Bacon Wallet to hold their cold hard cash and the Bacon Toothpaste to keep their mouth tasting like bacon when you’re not […]

I remember the good old days when I would wake up to wonderful aroma of bacon cooking in the pan as I made my way to the table. That was when my mother still cooked breakfast and I was still in elementary school, but anyways… […]

Fans of H.P. Lovecraft will enjoy this Cthulhu Bottle Opener. Sometimes you need a hand opening your bottle. Sometimes a tentacle or two. Or three. Cthulhu to the rescue. This novelty bottle opener is made from tough urethane resin with a solid steel bottle opener […]