Bacon Doormat

We know a lot of GeekAlerts fans out there love bacon and have plenty of friends that love it too. That’s why we’ve shown you cool stuff like the Tactical Canned Bacon, Bacon Chocolate, and many other bacon related items. The problem is, bacon makes […]

Bacon is good. Hot sauce is good. Bacon Hot Sauce just might blow your mind. Add Bacon Hot Sauce whenever you want to change bland food to awesome. Tasteless frozen pizza–add Bacon Hot Sauce for a savory treat. Making chicken wings? Forget buffalo sauce; use […]

You don’t have to be a rocket scientist, mathematician, or neurosurgeon to know that bacon is one of the finest foods man will ever taste. It’s so complex, and it’s hard to explain why pig fat and sodium nitrate can yield something so magical. For the bacoholic you […]

If you’re a dog owner, you probably know a thing or two about how to keep cool when your dog decides to say hello other dogs. Usually after you and the other dog owners exchange sheepish grins, nervously chuckle and get over the initial embarrassment, you end up laughing […]

Slow down there buddy or you might just fall into the manhole. But if it’s the Manhole Doormat that’s sitting quite prettily (in a grungy sort of way) on your doorstep, then by all means, give it a good stomp lest you bring in all […]

While doormats actual do keep your house cleaner, they also serve a fun purpose: messing with your neighbors, mailman, door to door salesmen and any other person that happens to head to your front door. GeekAlerts has shown you some cool doormats in the past […]

We love Bacon and we love memes (and we love references to Tom Cruise movies??), so we love this You Had Me At Bacon T-Shirt. Seriously though, when you have bacon, what more do you really need? Just a shirt on your back I suppose… […]

Geeks love bacon. (Doesn’t everybody?) We eat Bacon Treats, drink Bacon Beer, use Bacon Lip Balm, and even put Bacon Frosting on our cupcakes. Why not start the morning with some Maple Bacon Flavored Coffee? Even though bacon is delicious, it isn’t healthy to eat […]

I don’t really understand why so many products are being released to satisfy the ultimate bacon aficionado’s taste buds. We’ve already got the Bacon Wallet to hold their cold hard cash and the Bacon Toothpaste to keep their mouth tasting like bacon when you’re not […]

Let your mat do the talking with the Hello Goodbye Doormat. Hellogoodbye is actually also the name of this power pop band that I really like, so this doormat gets full five stars right off the bat. When someone hears the word doormat, they could […]

I remember the good old days when I would wake up to wonderful aroma of bacon cooking in the pan as I made my way to the table. That was when my mother still cooked breakfast and I was still in elementary school, but anyways… […]

This almost makes too much sense.  They say the best lip balms are made out of animal grease and fats and Denzel Washington used cat fat in the Book of Eli.  I think we will stay away from the cats, but head right for the […]