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The highly-anticipated 007 flick “Skyfall” is headed for theaters in November, and for the occasion the company Swarovski is coming out with a collection that will commemorate the spy’s 50th anniversary. The jewelry was designed by Britain’s own Stephen Webster. Starting in [...]

Though some may dispute that killing a zombie in the heart is not the most robust method, one would feel triumphant after impaling a zombie with a pencil as seen in this Impaled Zombie Desk Accessory. By the way, you can consult the Zombie Combat Manual to learn optimized zombie-killing strategies, or [...]

I don’t know about you all, but I’m counting down the days until the first “Dexter” show of the season on September 30. It’s perfect how the show lands at the tail-end of the weekend, just so you can be confused and baffled throughout the week, waiting like a vulture to get [...]

If you’re not on Facebook, then it’s probably high time you joined because even the zombies have gotten the hang of it. Introducing the Zombie FleshBook LIKE Wall Sculpture. Zombie FleshBook LIKE Wall Sculpture Are you on FleshBook? Will you LIKE our page? Our tongue-in-cheek gift for the [...]

Zombie statues are ready to transform your front yard into a post-apocalyptic graveyard. For those who intend to spare no expense in creating the most frightening Halloween display in the neighborhood, feast your eyes upon the Outbreak of the Undead Zombie Statue. He’s not a pretty sight to see, [...]

Halloween is next month, so it’s time to start thinking costumes. For the ladies, it’s tricky because some costumes require flaunting a lot of skin. But not all girls like the porn-star approach to the holiday, so here’s a very simple yet flattering Cutie Candycorn Dress that would be [...]

The guy in the red parka holding a snow globe doesn’t look like a jolly Santa. It looks like it’s Darth Maul who has lost his sleigh and eight tauntauns. However, he still has LEGO gifts for each day in December leading up to Christmas Day. Now’s a good time to your LEGO Star [...]

In most recent days, Mitt Romney hasn’t exercised good use of his word filter. But imagine if Ron Swanson from “Parks and Recreation” was allowed up on the podium. Ron Swanson is probably the most blunt, most macho character ever created, and this is what his campaign shirt would look [...]

Dressing up as a ninja is very common on Halloween, but one of the hottest ninja costumes to be had right now is the handmade Green Ninjago Lloyd Costume. If you have a kid who’s big-time into LEGO Ninjago, chances are he (or she) will want to dress up as one of the fierce [...]

Several rounds of tequila shots will have your brain and body feeling like they just got capped. At least the Just Shot – Shot Glass paints a nice visual of what your liver could look like after one shot too many. Now, you may think that you’re getting less liquor with a big, gaping hole [...]

When a youngling is just starting to learn the alphabet, it’s an opportune time to teach them about important nouns that start with each letter. The Star Wars Cross Stitch Alphabet Pattern is a unique way to teach your child about letters and the key characters of Star Wars. The child who can [...]

One of the hottest dresses ever featured on GeekAlerts was the Strapless Nintendo Dress. The first version was made of jersey knit cotton and felt, and then the designer came out with a slinkier, darker gray version made of even stretchier material. Now there’s a new Gamer Dress inspired by Gameboy [...]

What becomes of old vinyl records take a trip to the Dark Side? They fall into a pit of lava and morph into Star Wars TIE Fighters Vinyl Wall Hangings. Adorn your walls with Darth Vader’s ride and his Jedi-hunting space posse. From a distance, it’s obvious that these sculptures are artistic [...]

When the carnival rolls into town, it’s not the games and rides we most look forward to; it’s the junk food! Instead of punishing yourself by dealing with crowds, parking, loud music, ridiculous ticket prices, and pushy carnies, create your own carnival feast at home with Carnival Fun Food [...]

If you want tips on how to be sexy, a good way to learn is to observe Mexican women. They are born with the sexy gene, and somehow one of Mexico’s well-known traditional holidays, El Dia de los Muertos (The Day of the Dead), has found also its path to sexiness. Take a look [...]