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You’re automatically ‘green’ when you use your bike as your main source of transpo. It feels good, but sometimes doing the right thing requires some sacrifice. When the sun goes down, bikers are as good as roadkill.  The solution? You could wrap your bike in Flexible Blue LED Strip [...]

Raise your hand if you keep losing your remotes. No matter how big and bulky they are, no matter how nice a home theatre you have…remote controls keep on disappearing, leaving us searching wildly and blaming the world for our pain and suffering. (Some claim that remotes warp into an [...]

Seriously, can you make telling time any more complicated? As US president Obama would say - yes, you can! The Irrational Numbers Wall Clock will be sure to stir up fond memories of your favorite advanced math [...]

Maybe you know a munchkin who has dreams of blasting off into deep space on a rocket. Well, rocket travel is hard to hook up in real life unless your name is Richard Branson. So the Toy Story Inflatable Ride-On Rocket/Interactive Video Game is a safer, more kid-friendly option for rocket [...]

It’s peanut butter jelly time! Excluding those who suffer from anaphylactic peanut allergies, the PB&J sandwich is a delicious and satisfying staple to a nutritious diet, and has been for more than a century. PB&J doesn’t need to be heated up or refrigerated, it’s perfect [...]

If you frequent the friendly skies, maybe you’ve skimmed the pages of the Skymall catalog in the seat pocket in front of you out of curiosity or boredom. If so, has the Voice Activated R2-D2 ever caught [...]

Crime scene and forensics material ranks high upon the “few of our favorite things” list at GA. But what we love best is when murder and humor are combined into one sensible product. Take for instance the Crime Scene Fleece Blanket, Geek Crime Scene Tape and Crime Scene Bandages. These all [...]

You could honor Dad by getting a “Father” tattoo on your arm. Hmm, on second thought, remember when Bart Simpson attempted to get his “Mother” tattoo and ended up with a “Moth” tattoo instead? Oww, quit it! Good thing he didn’t get a “Father” tattoo [...]

We all marveled at the spork when it first came to fruition and changed our lives forever. Was it at KFC while eating cole slaw then mashed potatoes to wash down some fried chicken? Who knows?! But try using the spork for eating noodle dishes at the food court. It gets a bit tricky. Then try [...]

Are you more comfortable surrounded by an organized mess? And do you happen to have a penchant for things that resemble the helical structure of DNA? And do you have a bunch of little pieces of paper that need a home? If you answered yes to all the above questions, then the Tronc Business Card Stand [...]

So you’ve decided to get serious about your health for swimsuit season but you need numbers, stats and charts to keep yourself focused. We’re not just talking losing weight, we’re talking about getting downright neurotic and reaching your optimal BMI. The Wi-Fi Bathroom Scale computes [...]

Some of us Star Wars geeks have procreated and spawned our own geek progeny, many of whom began making Chewy-esque noises shortly after exiting the womb. Now that they’re old enough to recite all the classic movie lines, re-enact the fight moves with proper sound effects, and identify every [...]

Do you ever have days when you feel like poking your eyes out? Splitterbot always has those kinds of days. Splitterbot’s black eye sockets are where you plug in two separate headphone jacks, so that two people can listen in on the same audio at once. Just pop his head off his body, hook him [...]

If Bob Ross (you know, the squirrel-loving landscape painter on PBS) were still alive, he definitely would’ve snapped up this irresistible Squirrel in Long Plant Pot for [...]

Oh, go fly a kite! Don’t mind if I do, but first I’ve got to paint it. If you’ve been holding back on buying a kite because you can’t find the perfect one that best represents your personality, maybe it’s time you design one for yourself. To do that you’ll need the [...]