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Eye Of Sauron Lollipops

The other week we showed you the very cool Star Wars Death Star Lollipops and the same designer has another style that we think GeekAlerts fans will appreciate, the Eye Of Sauron Lollipops. These tasty lollipops look just like Sauron’s magical eye that kept watch over Middle-earth from the Dark Tower in [...]

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Adventure Time Pint Glasses

The Adventure Time Pint Glasses include four officially licensed Adventure Time themed 16 oz glasses. There’s a glass featuring Finn, his bud Jake, Lady Rainicorn and Marceline. These glasses are perfect for collectors and fans of the hit Cartoon Network show. Sit back and enjoy your favorite [...]

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Poseidon Messenger Bag

Having the right messenger bag for your laptop and accessories is almost as important as the laptop itself. People on the go demand high-quality products that offer functionality and durability to get them through the daily hustle and bustle of a busy week. Made from 1000D Kodra nylon, the Poseidon [...]

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Warning: Zombies Inside Enter at Your Own Risk

One sure way to keep nosy roommates out of your room is to have a tin sign like the Warning Zombies Inside Enter at Your Own Risk on your door. Sure, you might not have a true zombie in there, but this sign may serve as proof that you warned your roommate not to [...]

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Dr Seuss Grinch Oval Mug

Coffee drinkers know how they feel before they have that first cup in the morning, so this Dr Seuss Grinch Oval Mug should suit them well. Officially licensed and ready to hold 18 ounces of your best brew, this ceramic Dr Seuss Mug features the Grinch’s face on one side and a “Merry [...]

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Uncle Oinker’s Gummy Bacon

We live in a world where bacon rules our taste buds. When we aren’t eating the real stuff, we want to smell like it, drink it, wear it and even sleep with it. Uncle Oinker’s Gummy Bacon doesn’t taste like bacon, but it looks real enough to hold us over until that movie is [...]

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Pigeon Mask

You’ve got a party with a Unicorn, a Pig, a Squirrel and a Turkey, so it only makes sense to invite the Pigeon Mask guy over. Weekends will never be the same when you and your “friends” don the Pigeon Mask and other aforementioned masks. We all know the Pigeon is dirty and leaves [...]

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Hideous Beast T-Shirt

If you’re looking to add to your t-shirt collection, the Hideous Beast T-Shirt is a must have. It puts a funny twist on man’s stupidity or a certain woman’s ugliness…I guess it depends on your gender to decide who’s at fault here. Like all the other Funny T-shirts at the [...]

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Bottle Opening Cap Launcher

Shooting bottle caps as you snap your fingers is fun, but the Bottle Opening Cap Launcher is sure to have you drinking more than you should. This fun bottle cap opener allows you to take precise aim at your targets and saves you from that occasional misfire. Just pop the cap as you would [...]

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Nintendo Controller Jacket

Every Geek loves classic Nintendo and retro 8-bit gaming. And GeekAlerts has shown you many cool NES controller related items (NES Track Jacket, NES Backpack and NES Bra) in the past, but this limited edition Nintendo Controller Jacket may be the best yet. Designed to last, this warm and comfortable [...]

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Red Cup Drink Koozie

It’s hard to move on…GeekAlerts loves the classic “Red Cups” from our college years and apparently many others do as well. The Red Cup Drink Koozie will keep your beer bottle or can chilled while giving it that classic cup look. Each koozie measures 4.75 inches tall with a 4 inch [...]

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Star Wars Death Star Lollipops

Like most people, GeekAlerts loves candy and chocolate and we are always looking for interesting ways to satisfy our cravings. The Star Wars Death Star Lollipops are perfect for Star Wars fans and will go great with the Star Wars Han Solo Carbonite Chocolate Bar to create the ultimate Star Wars [...]

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Titanium Utility Ring

Crafted from aerospace grade titanium, the Titanium Utility Ring is something worthy of a classic Bond film. The ring features a bottle opener, a straight blade, a serrated blade, a saw and a tiny comb. The ring is 9mm wide and is made to your specific finger size. It has a brushed finish on [...]

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Doctor Who TARDIS Over-The-Knee Socks

I’m sure you’ve got plenty of geeky socks; but if you want to add another great pair to that collection, check out these very cool Doctor Who TARDIS Over-The-Knee Socks. They are perfect for ladies that want to stay warm while wearing a skirt this winter. Show your love for the Doctor’s [...]

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Nifty Shades of Play

So now that you’ve read Fifty Shades of Grey, it’s about time you take action. The novelty Nifty Shades of Play is for adults looking to enjoy a little something extra this Valentine’s Day. The book includes 50 pages of “down and dirty” games and a bunch of other adult [...]

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