Astro-Knight T-Shirt

You’ve heard the term “Jesus saves”, but apparently what they meant to say was that Jesus shaves. Here is the mug to prove it. The Jesus Shaves Mug is a humorous take on the religious saying. It will hopefully have your guests laughing and not […]

I’ve always been a fan of the comic strip adventures of Calvin and Hobbes and this Calvin The Spiffy Spaceman T-Shirt does a great job of setting the scene for Calvin’s imaginary hero, Spaceman Spiff. Calvin’s hyper-active imagination led him on many adventures through childhood, […]

Geeks are not physically violent by nature, but put them in fictitious arenas of warfare like chess, Halo or role-playing games and they become downright medieval and scary. Made to delight geeks and weapon lovers alike, the Medieval Weapons Pushpins Set is a silent but deadly way to post serious notes […]

If your parents, or possibly your significant other, didn’t think your were mature enough to have the LaserSaber – Real Laser Powered Lightsabers, then these Star Wars Force FX Removable Blade Lightsabers are the next best thing. Available in Luke, Anakin, Darth Maul, Vader, Obi-Wan, […]

The next time that you get a scrape or a cut, ask yourself what would Jesus do? He would wear these Jesus Adhesive Bandages of course. Well, he would probably magically heal himself, but he would hand you one these bandages if you were in […]

How many of your really think a zombie apocalypse is inevitable? Probably only a few of you, but it will be those few that are prepared and will watch as the rest of you are served up as breakfast, lunch, and dinner to the undead. […]

If you love Star Wars as much as we do at GeekAlerts, you will definitely want to get your hands on Star Wars The Jedi Path: A Manual for Students of the Force.  Push the button on the vault to reveal the ancient training manual, […]

Assemble the knights of the round table and tell tales of honor and valor. Show off your cool Medieval Knight Hoodie and brag to Merlin. Life is good. For you have the lightest armor in the land. Sure, it won’t protect you from a sword […]

Get your kids everything they need to role play a Jedi vs. Sith battle in one set. The Jedi vs. Sith Battle Chest is an awesome gift for any kid and it is all they need to do Star Wars style battle. You get 2 […]

This Melissa & Doug Deluxe Folding Medieval Castle is a great way to play with and display your fantasy themed action figures or your LEGO minifigures. It’s perfect for that Game of Thrones diorama you’ve been wanting to make. The castle features a dungeon and […]

The only thing better than toy lightsabers are toy lightsabers with M&Ms. Use the force and eat the candy with these cool lightsaber toys. The M&Ms will melt in your mouth and not in your lightsaber hand and that will prevent slippage during an epic […]

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s an abominable reindeer…no, it’s the knight who says NI! The Knights of Ni Plush Hat is inspired by “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” and is designed to be worn by the most oddball but chivalrous Python fans. When […]