Butt Station Office Desk Organizer

So you’ve got your tape dispenser on one corner, your pen holder in the other, your cutter in your desk drawer, your paper clips in a box in your other drawer, and your business cards stacked in a neat pile on a holder near your phone. Sounds like a pretty messy and cluttered desk, doesn’t it? Well, why not bring everything together in a single, compact package in the form of The Butt Station instead?

You literally won’t have to get off your butt to get any of the items previously mentioned because everything will be right there in front of you, presented in a very amusing manner: a faceless blue man sitting on a toilet bowl. Literally, the butt station indeed.

Butt Station Office Desk Organizer

This really puts the “ass” in “businass!” Um, the Butt Station is perfect for any desk, keeping you smiling and organized! Includes a tape dispenser with metal cutter, pen and business card holders and a toilet paper clip compartment with magnetic butt for easy retrieval. Imported. Wipe clean.

Measures 2.5″ w x 6″ h x 5.75″ d. Made of plastic and metal.

The Butt Station is available from Urban Outfitters for $18.