Where did all the Unicorns go? The mythical creature we always here about but never see. I’ll tell you where they went; in a can! The Canned Unicorn Meat solves that age old question whether they do or do not exist. This spoof gift is sure to put a look of surprise on your friends face when they find it while rummaging through your cabinets for food. Put it right next to the Spam, that decision will really freak them out!
Product Features:
- Unicorn meat lowers your cholesterol
- Perfect for sandwiches and party snacks, spread some sparkle
- Tastes like Chicken only a bit more magical and sparkly
- Magic horn is perfect source of calcium for young children and adults
Dimensions:
- Can measures approximately 9.3cm(H) x 8cm(W) x 6.1cm(D)
- Dismembered unicorn fits in can easily
Please Note:
- This product is not edible, it’s a stuffed unicorn in a can
- No need for a can opener as the bottom of the tin is removable
Use the Canned Unicorn Meat to have a good laugh at you friends expense. You can purchase it at firebox for £12.99 and at amazon from $10.99.
2 Comments
This is absolutely fabulous! I would love to have it there in my cupboard… silently reminding me that one day unicorns really were real…
I love this! I have to say, I’m partial to the ‘Sparkleberry’ flavor myself, though the ‘Rainbow Chunk’ is a close second. My cat, however, is terrified of the glittery hoof chunks. Seriously though, I wrote a whole ‘taste test’ and ‘buyer’s guide’ on my silly site, Weird ‘n’ Silly, for anyone who wants to take this incredibly important decision-making process even further. Check it out if you need a laugh: https://weirdnsilly.com/unicorn-meat