You may have convinced yourself that your cat loves you and has your best interests in mind, but it’s all just a scam to get what it wants. Just read How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You and learn the nitty-gritty on what cats really have up their sleeves paws.
It’s not the zombies we should fear; it’s our very own cats! More than anything, this book is written to make you laugh at our own naivety and how mentally tough and sneaky our beloved felines are deep-down. You’ll be entertained with diagrams, colorful illustrations, self-help topics, and the book even includes a poster.
If your cat is kneading you, that’s not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn’t a gift. It’s a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts, and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as “Cat vs. Internet,” “How to Pet a Kitty,” and “The Bobcats,” plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat jokes. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have from Mr. Oats! A pullout poster is included at the back of the book.
With chapters titled “6 ways to tell if your cat thinks it’s a mountain lion,” “Proximity to a tuna sandwich,” and “How kittens are plotting to take over the world,” how can you afford to pass this book up?
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You by TheOatmeal.com author Matthew Inman is available on Amazon.com. Also available at Amazon.co.uk.