Fifty Shades of Grey Baby Onesie

Everyone thought that the “Twilight” saga was great for getting women’s romantic tendencies going at an all-time high, but that’s nothing compared to the effect the latest “Fifty Shades of Grey” book series is having on female book club members. It’s hard to quantify, but I’ll bet any recent spike in birth rates could be directly proportional to the number of new moms who have read the books. If you know for a fact that your baby was conceived immediately after reading these steamy novels, go ahead and dress your baby in the Fifty Shades of Grey Baby Onesie.

A very simple onesie for babies. Inspired by the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy, these onesies are good for a chuckle for all the moms and moms to be out there. With the saying “9 Months Ago Mommy Read Fifty Shades of Grey,” anyone who has read the books understands why these are fitting.

Available in white, light blue or light pink (depending on sex) and in the following sizes: Newborn, 3 months, 6 months 9 months and 12 months.

It’s a bit ironic that the onesie doesn’t come in any of the fifty shades of grey such as those on the poster. I suppose that grey is not very cheery compared to other colors on the wheel like pink and blue. But the main idea behind the onesie is to make passers-by laugh and exchange that “I know exactly what you’re talking about” look. *wink wink, nudge nudge*

These Fifty Shades of Grey Baby Onesies are available for CAN $14 (~$14 US) at ExpressiveDesigns01’s page on Etsy.

Another fun gag gift pertaining to the book series is the Fifty Shades of Gray Book (which is really just a blank book with grey pages and a hot cover.)