You’ve got a ‘stache. Presumably. So your bike should have one too. Something to make it look rugged and manly. This Bikestache Giant Bicycle Mustache will do just that. It adds a manly mustache to your handlebars.
It’s roughly 11 inches long x 4 inches wide. In other words, it beats any mustache out there on a face. Just attach the Bikestache to your bicycle handlebars using both Velcro straps. It’s even weather Resistant.
Feel the power of the fur. Run your fingers through it. Be the mustache. Make sure you concentrate on the road though. Just $11.99 from Amazon.com and $12.99 at Perpetual Kid.