Kids bring joy and stress into the lives of many parents and sometimes you need to have a good laugh at their expense. A fun and harmless way to do it is to simply display the How to Traumatize Your Children Book somewhere that they are sure to see it. I quick glance of this book may have them thinking long and hard before they decide to misbehave again.
Filled with 144 pages of things you shouldn’t do to your kids, this book will make a great novelty gift for expecting parents or for that friend that is having trouble with his/her kids.
It seems that everywhere you look there is a so-called expert telling you that everything you’re doing is wrong and that clearly, your children will grow up to be disease-ridden, moronic hooligans. This book is here to change all of that. We prefer to call it Self-Hurt rather than Self-Help because you really probably shouldn’t do anything advised in its 144 pages. How To Traumatize Your Children teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage.
Written for humorous purposes, barge through the pages of parent tormenting fun and ideas and pick up a copy of How to Traumatize Your Children at ThinkGeek for $10.99.
UPDATE February 2013: You can now purchase the How to Traumatize Your Children book at the NeatoShop for $10.95 and at Amazon.com for $11.99.