I don’t know when or why you’d need one, but the Emergency Inflatable Chicken will make sure that you’ve got a sixteen-inch rubber chicken that’s good to go. Each chicken is a vibrant yellow in color (which they obviously aren’t in real life) and come packaged in an equally vibrant tin.
When you’re ready to give someone a good scare or gross them out with chicken jokes, just get your Emergency Inflatable Chicken from the can, inflate it, and start throwing it around when it’s all filled up.
The Emergency Inflatable Chicken is available from Neatoshop for $7.95.