I have a confession. I love cocktail wienies in a can, and I’m sure many of you feel the same. Bring on the nitrates, mystery meat, and sodium all packaged in an aluminum can! Sadly, I can’t bring myself to buy a can anymore. Blame it on old age, wisdom and a small degree of pride. However, I would enjoy serving up a plate of Cocktail Wienies Bubble Gum to my friends and watching their reactions.
Bubble Gum Cocktail Wienies
Show these great Cocktail Wienies off at your next party. They aren’t normal Cocktail Wienies—they’re Bubble Gum! They’re sure to be a hit. They even come in a real tin can.
- Contains 16 Bubble Gum Wienies
- Look just like the real thing
- Can is 3.5 inches tall
You might say, “Wow, really?!” And my answer is, “Yes, I’m afraid so.” Mmmm! Brown sausage-like bubble gum. I’m uncertain if they’re cocktail-wienie flavored, but I truly hope not. The candy makers did an exceptional job of making the gum look exactly like the mini links of processed ‘meat’ we all know and love – even down to the shine. Your brain will be extra confused when you take your first bite of the sausage that you can’t digest.
You really can’t beat the bright-yellow can label that reads, “Kids Love Them,” along with a plate full of wieners and a picture of a young boy blowing a bubble.
The can of Cocktail Wienies Bubble Gum is available at RetroPlanet.com for only $4.99 and at McPhee for $4.95.
We’ve also shown you the tin of Thanksgiving Gumballs featuring turkey-flavored gumballs, amongst other Thanksgiving-ish flavors. You’ll want to snack on these after all your leftovers are depleted. Also, don’t forget to stock up on Canned Unicorn Meat and Spam Lip Glaze.
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I threw a casual game night last month and wanted something quirky for the snack table. Picked up a tin of those cocktail wienies bubble gum—looked exactly like mini sausages in the can, shiny and suspicious. Popped one in my mouth expecting the usual meaty vibe, but nope, pure bubble gum flavor hit instead. Everyone cracked up trying to blow bubbles while pretending it was real food. Total conversation starter, cheap fun. While ordering delivery wings to go with it, I had to check https://grubhub.pissedconsumer.com/customer-service.html for a quick app issue. Novelty stuff like this keeps parties light—solid gag without much effort.