Want to be as powerful as a liger? You’re going to need to get some sleep with the help of the Napoleon Dynamite Sleep Mask. Tomorrow, there’s glassfuls of raw eggs to waiting for you.
Napoleon Dynamite Sleep Mask
- Polyester mask is 7”x3.25”
- Elastic straps. One size fits all.
- Good for travel or chillin’ in Preston, Idaho.
Rehearse for tomorrow’s dance routine in your sleep, because you know you’ve done “double dream hands” a thousand times. Oops, wrong celebrity. No one will want to wake you up when they see Napoleon’s piercing stare through his gold wire-rimmed specs. I’ve got chills!
The Napoleon Dynamite Sleep Mask is $10 at Fred Flare. It’s definitely not for idiots. Gosh!