Sushi Stapler

Sushi buffs who only work a desk job to support their expensive sushi consumption habit will want to procure this Sushi Stapler.

Sushi Stapler

• Yes, regular stapler shaped like your favorite sushi!
• Uses #10 staples (included)
• Size: 3″ x 1″ x 1-1/2″ (7.5 cm x 2.5 cm x 4 cm)
• 3 types: salmon, shrimp, and tuna

White rice on the bottom and shiny red tuna, salmon, or shrimp on top. And Milton thought he had it good with his red Swingline stapler! The only problem with having a plastic piece of ahi tuna on your desk is that it makes you hungrier than you normally would be. But try not to let sushi distract you from earning a living and stapling papers at a perfect 45-degree angle. Keep your eye on the prize.

The Sushi Stapler is $4.95 at the Neatoshop. To hold your pens, there’s also this Ceramic Noodle Cup to celebrate the culinary delights of Japan.